being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.
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being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.
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I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today
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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
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what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.
Certified Death Note heritage post.
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i know 196 is a reddit thing but like. what does it mean. what do those numbers represent
r/196 is (was?) the successor subreddit to r/195.
r/195 was just a place for some roomates to post memes, and it was named after their apartment number. There was only one rule: if you visit the sub, you must make a post before leaving. The sub eventually grew in popularity, the original members couldn’t keep up with the demands of moderating it, and they closed it down. Soon after, r/196 was born and eventually far outgrew its progenitor.
r/196 also kind of just organically grew into a left-leaning, LGBTQ+ positive space. This was possibly helped because at the start, the only available user flair (a little phrase or icon that appears by your username on posts and comments) was “trans rights”.
oh my god the king of norway from 1046 to 1066 harald iii aka hardrada hi thank you so much welcome to tumblr in the year 2023
Thank you, my thane, for the kind welcome! If only the rest of my subjects were as loyal as lathiat! Truly all that other vikings know today is how to polish their armor and drink mead. They can’t even navigate by the stars or raid a monastary!
hahaha! *quickly glances at harald iii of norway’s wiki*
couldnt be me! im extremely loyal and i love invading places for my king! *wipes sweat from my forehead*
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literally obsessed with the chunky clicks and whirs of a VCR swallowing up a tape . its kinda erotic
I didnt mean that
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I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever
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